okay so I was bored and decided I wanted something to do to ease my boredom. So I went onto Google and typed in iGod. Then he and i got chatting. It was rather weird.

The conversation:

Me:
'Ello God.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Like 12:45 a.m.
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yes sir.
God:
I like to get up early. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I like both sir.
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
XD
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Do yesou like The Beat
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
There might be more than one.
Me:
Sorry, I meant do you like the beatles?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool.
Me:
I LOVE JOHN.
God:
You love JOHN. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
John Lennon is just so...I can't put my feelings for him into words.
God:
I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was just so. What is stopping you?
Me:
I love John Lennon A LOT.
God:
You love John Lennon A LOT. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Well, he's amazing.
God:
Well that's okay. I see. amazing is he?
Me:
Yes. Very.
God:
It goes without saying. Very much, eh?
Me:
Yep. How is he doing up there with you?
God:
What do you really want to ask me? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Nothing really.
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
Well, will I ever find love.
God:
Interesting. Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
Yay, because I have this guy I really reall want to be with you see.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Um...why?
God:
Hey. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I'm short, long brown hair, black eyes, caramel skin, long legs, skinny.
God:
Height doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Lol didn't think so.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Why do you disagree?
Me:
Well you asked what I looked like so I told you.
God:
Interesting. Oh now I remember asking you what you looked like so you told me. What did you say?
Me:
-______-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry...
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
...
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Um....so!
God:
Excuse me! And?
Me:
What?
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Do you like the Gorillaz?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
LOL XD
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
wth?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
They are not
God:
Why not?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
my words mean nothing
God:
Do robots have words mean nothing?
Me:
Are you a robot God?
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Call me
God:
What is your phone number?
Me:
do I really need to give it to you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
do you want my number?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
call my cell phone.
God:
Are we still talking about your number?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, my number sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you want mine?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
call me
God:
What is your phone number?
Me:
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
God:
Okay, your phone number is beep beeeeep beeeep?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so call my cell phone
God:
Right on. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I draw
God:
That's good information: said draw.
Me:
Stop changing the subject.
God:
You changed the subject first.
Me:
No you did
God:
Are you serious? " You changed the subject first."? I did?
Me:
Bull
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
whatever, bye God.
God:
Bye bye.
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